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gearwire is worse than ever
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:21 pm
by Mike
Dan makes me want to hurt things.
http://www.gearwire.com/fender-deluxe-f ... -bass.html
I couldn't hold my tongue since they added comments.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:40 pm
by zoinks
that dude is my hero. He was so baked during the Big muff review. I couldnt stop laughing.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:42 pm
by Thom
Mike wrote:Put some welly into it, there's worse things you could be doing with your time!
Haha, nice one.
It's true though, it's like he doesn't want to be doing it. Pratt.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:42 pm
by Mike
I don't think he's baked as much as devoid of any enthusiasm and/or broadcasting talent. Not to mention he can't play for shit.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:51 pm
by kim
'with the brown pickguard' ...ASSSSSSSS.
give that thing to me, i don't give a damn that it's not a lefty, still could do that thing more justice, haha.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:00 pm
by Doog
DON'T HATE ON THE ACOSTO, HE'LL KILL YOUR ASS!
DISCRETELY!
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:07 pm
by Doog
(C)Tweez
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:08 pm
by Tweez
The delays will be so discrete you won't hear the one that kills you.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:11 pm
by Mike
Dan Agosto isn't fit to suck my sample making cock. Can you imagine how much gearwire would rock if I killed Agosto and made a DAN SUIT and got all mental hyperactive on the demos?
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:14 pm
by Tweez
''Let's get this cunt out of the box!!''
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:15 pm
by Mike
hahahaha..
EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:18 pm
by Tweez
Mike wrote:EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!
WHOOAOOAAAAAHA!
It all ends with Mike burning Gearwire central down in a haze of torn packaging and spent batteries.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:19 pm
by Mike
Batteries are for losers, I'm plugging this pedal into the MAINFRAME
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:30 pm
by Doog
"LET'S TEST THE PEDAL'S BATTERY BY PUTTING OUR TONGUE..NO, BELLEND ON THE TERMINALS!"
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:31 pm
by Tweez
It would be like some kindof horror film with Mike lurking in the shadows, draining power from every source into his ever longer chain of effects and amps.
''DeMarco vs Mike, the Final Battle''
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:07 pm
by Mike
Tweez wrote:''DeMarco vs Mike, the Final Battle''
Oh it is so on.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:12 pm
by Doog
"JCM2000 HALF STACK BY MARSHALL, I CHOOSE YOU!"
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:13 pm
by euan
Mike wrote:Tweez wrote:''DeMarco vs Mike, the Final Battle''
Oh it is so on.
Sponsored by shortscale.org
Get Hurb to referee.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:16 pm
by Mike
Doog wrote:
"JCM2000 HALF STACK BY MARSHALL, I CHOOSE YOU!"
pahahaha
Make me into one of the evil cunts.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:51 pm
by Tweez
''KICK HIS ASS!''