LOL AT THE RANDOM MASSIVE CHAINS COMING FROM UNDER KERRYS EVIL TSHIRT THAT GO TO NOWHERE
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:27 pm
by robroe
HEY KERRY SHOULD WE PHOTOSHOP OUT THE BICYCLE RACK THAT YOU CHAINED YOURSELF TO ?
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:31 pm
by robroe
Marshall's Kerry King signature practice amp, the MG10KK, is a 10-Watt, 2-channel combo amp with a 6.5" speaker. It features FDD: Frequency Dependent Damping, a speaker emulation that brings the sound of a big guitar speaker from your small pussy black and red amp. You also get a speaker-emulated line out that doubles as a CD-in, for playing along with your satan fuled CDz while chianed to your local bicycle rack. A headphone jack, with the same great, emulated sound output, allows you to use your Marshall amp to shred in deafening silence, without bothering roommates or teh barolog. The classic gold Marshall panel has been stained red with the blood of the non-believers while its black knobs and tribal tattoo design are super faggy gay. The result is an amp that in Kerry's words truly "blows satans dickhole. wheres? my money motherfuker?"
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:02 pm
by Tex-czech
robroe wrote:
Marshall's Kerry King signature practice amp, the MG10KK, is a 10-Watt, 2-channel combo amp with a 6.5" speaker. It features FDD: Frequency Dependent Damping, a speaker emulation that brings the sound of a big guitar speaker from your small pussy black and red amp. You also get a speaker-emulated line out that doubles as a CD-in, for playing along with your satan fuled CDz while chianed to your local bicycle rack. A headphone jack, with the same great, emulated sound output, allows you to use your Marshall amp to shred in deafening silence, without bothering roommates or teh barolog. The classic gold Marshall panel has been stained red with the blood of the non-believers while its black knobs and tribal tattoo design are super faggy gay. The result is an amp that in Kerry's words truly "blows satans dickhole. wheres? my money motherfuker?"
do they make a head version?
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:28 pm
by Mike
Actually, they do make a head - but's a full-valve thing modelled on his JCM800 2203 100W head with a noise gate and built in boost:
It has like a daft Tribal scheme and goff font:
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:29 pm
by izodiak
robroe wrote:
Marshall's Kerry King signature practice amp, the MG10KK, is a 10-Watt, 2-channel combo amp with a 6.5" speaker. It features FDD: Frequency Dependent Damping, a speaker emulation that brings the sound of a big guitar speaker from your small pussy black and red amp. You also get a speaker-emulated line out that doubles as a CD-in, for playing along with your satan fuled CDz while chianed to your local bicycle rack. A headphone jack, with the same great, emulated sound output, allows you to use your Marshall amp to shred in deafening silence, without bothering roommates or teh barolog. The classic gold Marshall panel has been stained red with the blood of the non-believers while its black knobs and tribal tattoo design are super faggy gay. The result is an amp that in Kerry's words truly "blows satans dickhole. wheres? my money motherfuker?"
HELL YEAAAAA...
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:13 pm
by Sloan
The Kerry King JCM800 is actually supposed to be really good. I like how he always looks like he just slammed his dong in the toilet seat.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:46 am
by MutantParty
kerry king: the bruce banner years.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:37 am
by Doog
Sloan wrote:The Kerry King JCM800 is actually supposed to be really good. I like how he always looks like he just slammed his dong in the toilet seat.
hahahaha
According to my bud at the local shop, THE BEAST function is a built in clone of his MXR EQ pedal he used/uses for boosting his amp, with the exaaaact same EQ shape and such. Fascinating.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:42 pm
by Mike
It's all in the Marshall video I posted you idiots. That's not INSIDE INFORMATION Doog.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:44 pm
by Doog
Couldn't be arsed to watch the video.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:45 pm
by Mike
If you did you'd see it actually sounds like a good Clean->Rock amp in "normal mode" the Beast is fucking stupid.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:32 pm
by Sloan
Dude, I can't really watch videos either with my faek intenretz. I ahet it.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:38 pm
by SickenedEmotions99
Sloan wrote:I like how he always looks like he just slammed his dong in the toilet seat.
That made me seriously LOL for about 2 minutes. I'm still "giggling" about it right now. haha
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:39 pm
by analogsystem
Kerry King needs to realize that he's become a self-parody. Slayer was so fucking good up until Dave Lombardo left the first time.
Semi-related: Around 2002 or 2003 I went to a Kerry King clinic (I know.....he's not even that good, it makes no sense) and he was really soft spoken and really little....totally not intimidating. So why does he look like he's yelling at his kids for scratching his original Beatles butcher album in all his press pics? Faker.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:51 pm
by robroe
i watched the video all the way thru.
then i thought to myself "rob you stupid fuck you didn't look for the MASSIVE CHAINS"
i don't want to watch it again.
can someone tell me where the MASSIVE CHAINS go ?
or are the MASSIVE CHAINS just photoshopped on him by the jokers in the marshal press dpt.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:54 pm
by Sloan
It's like one bigass chain that just loops back up to his belt. Maybe he has a wallet on it?
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:17 pm
by mewithoutus
Mike wrote:
[youtube][/youtube]
::incomprehensible high gain mush:::
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:16 am
by Mike
Mike wrote:If you did you'd see it actually sounds like a good Clean->Rock amp in "normal mode" the Beast is fucking stupid.
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:44 am
by Sloan
I just checked out the video, it actually sonds pretty sweet.
Aren't those sounds in the JVM though too?
Or is it gonna be different since this uses KT88's?
