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http://www.davesguitar.com/products.html?13256

oh gad, what have they done to that poor guitar?!?

I hate it, but it's about time Fender makes a new Jaguar or Jazzmaster with blocks and binding. Too bad it's so ugly. I'm glad it's probably the only one.

Horrible. Insufferable.

Weird that it comes with 2 pickguards.....loaded with pups too? I wonder if they are truly modular of if one has to re-solder the knobs and switches.....seems stupid to have custom shop guitars with extra routing.

analogsystem wrote:Weird that it comes with 2 pickguards.....loaded with pups too? I wonder if they are truly modular of if one has to re-solder the knobs and switches.....seems stupid to have custom shop guitars with extra routing.

Yes, you would have to do some re-soldering when switching guards.

Blocks and binding, white button tuners, white witch hats FTW

Gold hardware, pearloid, buzz stop, and highly figured neck, $3000 price tag, FTFL.

Verdict: FAIL

I sort of like the color, though.

Sven wrote:

analogsystem wrote:Weird that it comes with 2 pickguards.....loaded with pups too? I wonder if they are truly modular of if one has to re-solder the knobs and switches.....seems stupid to have custom shop guitars with extra routing.

Yes, you would have to do some re-soldering when switching guards.

Seems to me like anybody who is going to pay for a masterbuilt fender custom yadda yadda guitar isn't going to want to solder the insides themselves....

Also going from 2 pups to 3 with the same knobs and switches is going to require some rethinking of what knob/switch does what. Maybe the buyer picks if they want 2 or 3 pups before they buy.

analogsystem wrote:Seems to me like anybody who is going to pay for a masterbuilt fender custom yadda yadda guitar isn't going to want to solder the insides themselves....

Good point.

This type of guy isn't going to touch a soldering iron:

Guitar collector twat wrote:Look at my sweet PRS!! I can play a G chord!

RumorsOFsurF wrote:Blocks and binding, white button tuners, white witch hats FTW

Gold hardware, pearloid, buzz stop, and highly figured neck, $3000 price tag, FTFL.

Verdict: FAIL

I sort of like the color, though.

+1 to everything in this post. Fuck that guitar.

Put that color on a Squier Super Sonic and I'd be all over it.

fucking gold control plates is the most retarded thing ever.

Except for the wanky flake headstock and what the fuck is going on with that finish.

if I had a gun I would have shot my monitor by now.

RumorsOFsurF wrote:

analogsystem wrote:Seems to me like anybody who is going to pay for a masterbuilt fender custom yadda yadda guitar isn't going to want to solder the insides themselves....

Good point.

This type of guy isn't going to touch a soldering iron:

Guitar collector twat wrote:Look at my sweet PRS!! I can play a G chord!

That lovely cabinet looks like one of these:




now that would be cool - "The PRS I think..." CLANK...BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..CLANG.

hahah

Guitar Behind Glass = you touch up kids/animals.

There I said it.

The Finish is the only cool thing about that guitar. Fender is the most boring guitar company in the world.

Mike wrote:hahah

Guitar Behind Glass = you touch up kids/animals.

There I said it.

Hahahahahahaha!!! ROFL

I LOL'D at the box of cigars on the floor of the guitar humidor.

Mike wrote:fucking gold control plates is the most retarded thing ever.

Except for the wanky flake headstock and what the fuck is going on with that finish.

if I had a gun I would have shot my monitor by now.

+1

Mr. 1977 feathered-hair stereo salesman