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Does any one know what all of the switches do?

im talking about this version
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im assuming that the top plate is like the normal jag/jazz rhythm circuit, that the bottom plate has on/off switches for each pick up and two others that i have no idea what. and the plate with the knobs is vol/tone knobs. whats the switch do?

over the years there have been multiple threads about this and i don't think anyone ever figured it out.
someone once said that someone else had a wiring diagram for it but i think it was fake.

Nobody knows, bcasue it never got produced. I imagin yo could email Dave from Daves guitars in lacrosse WI, and he might know, he has one.

they're for programming the time travel settings. once you get to 80mph, they engage and you'll be travlin'.

don't you mean 88 mph? just don't forget to replace the tone cap with a flux capacitor.

88

are you guys nazis?

Arnt Maurader's pointy in the back? How many models were there????

downer wrote:are you guys nazis?

dude wut.
just becuase i got promoted to assholegod, doesn't mean i'm unfair, i treat everyone the same. they all get shit on equally.
wait. fuck that, go eat a sack of balls.

wait.

one time my friend and i called kreagan auto parts and asked for a flux capacitor for an 86 de lorean. he looked it up and said "we are out of stock on those".


we did it for the lulz.

One time in Auto zone, I asked for calipers so I could measure the wheel studs that were in thier label-less wheel stud bin. The guy looked up brake calipers in the computer. I said nevermind and went to a different auto parts store.

was he doin it right?

mewithoutus wrote:was he doin it right?

No. I was asking for calipers to measure the thing I had in my hand. He looked up brake calipers...... Nevermind.

this thread needs to be locked ASAP. i've never seen so much sexism in one place. I HAET U FAGS.

i would love to see a real maurder thread with pics of various models that were never offered.

Semi-informative: wiki

Ya, but only one photo.