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classic vibe Tele: offsetguitars.com style. FUCKING SERIOUS?

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hahah COME ON ?

get rid of that fucking ugly black switch tip and put an amber one on it for christ sakes
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For fuck sake.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Making it something like this would be awesome.
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grey/white tele with grey neck?
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it's a sin to put a guitar as ugly as that through such a nice pedal.
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Bleurgh.
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Fuck the Tele. Look at that Mu-Tron ((drool))
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white + gold?

odd but i kinda like it..
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I love gold guards........But not on a fucking Tele. Love it other than that, though.
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RumorsOFsurF wrote:I love gold guards........
No shit! :lol:
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it needs a white pickguard. even the stock black looks dumb.
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What does the Mu-Tron do ?
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Fran wrote:
RumorsOFsurF wrote:I love gold guards........
No shit! :lol:
((upyours)) :lol:
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Well they fucked it up. It looks beautiful stock, now it looks like panned shit.

FAIL.
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Mike wrote:Well they fucked it up. It looks beautiful stock, now it looks like panned shit.

FAIL.
Can't argue with that. Worse, the angle f the photo makes the hardware look gold, too.
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True enough, it's a double whammy of UG.
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izodiak wrote:What does the Mu-Tron do ?
it's a weird moving filter-y thing. the bassist in my band has one and if he puts a fuzz pedal through it first it goes totally mental. it's completely unpredictable.
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As much as I'd advocate anodized guards on sunburst Jazzmasters as only second to brown tort, I can't stand the look of the above on the poor unsuspecting Tele and am actually puzzled as to the intent.

Yet more puzzling is the enthusiastic wave of support that follows it within the thread. Bubbles is right, there really likely is only one decent choice for the pickguard, and it's not the above.
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Post by Ninja Mike 808 »

The gold bothers me most cause of the chrome, but I think I would throw up if it was all gold.
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izodiak wrote:What does the Mu-Tron do ?
The holy grail of Envelope Filters, used by the likes of Funkadelic, P-Funk, Stevie Wonder...
The EHX Q-Tron is based on it and the same guy worked on it i do believe i read somewhere, but it is'nt rated anywhere near as good. I'd love a Bi-Phase as well.