OMFG MIM Jazzmaster review
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:34 am
FInally took a road trip and got my hands on one today.
I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE IT.
Begin stream of consciousness raving:
It feels SO ROCK SOLID, and tight, like it was carved from a single piece of wood. Even with the guilded angel hair Fender puts on their guitars. A wonderful weight, not too light like a Dano, so it feels cheap, not achingly heavy like my CIJ. Neck is like a sex-stick. Im a glossy neck ind of guy, and it was glossy. It looks like, I dont know, it looks amazing, obviously. Trem is smooth but not sloppy, just the right amount of pressure required, LIKE A SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY SEXUAL ENCOUNTER. The strigns didnt seem to stick or anything, awesome.
The TOM is quite the addition. I tell you true, sai, I hit this thing as hard as I could without entering the Freakout Fog, and stuck stayed the strings. The sound was unmistakeably jazzmastery. Behind the bridge rang sympathetically, and plucking there was audible through the bridge pickup.
The general sound seemed quite nice, although I was playing it through an amp that apparently, sucks. this supersonic or whatever? Man, F that amp. it sounds nuetered. Anyway, I'm goign to have to try it through a proper amp before I give an official yay or nay on the pickups, but compared to pickups I was famliar with through the afformentioned Shit amp, it shouldl sound dead sexy.
Seriously, I can vaguely remember playing an AVRI a few years back, and the MIM jazzmaster beats the pants off it.
WAIT IT GETS BETTER. NOT FOR YOU, FOR ME. I TOLD MY WIFE HOW AMAZING IT WAS. SHE SAID NOT TO BUY ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL TAX RETURN AND THEN I CAN BUY ONE. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!
I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE IT.
Begin stream of consciousness raving:
It feels SO ROCK SOLID, and tight, like it was carved from a single piece of wood. Even with the guilded angel hair Fender puts on their guitars. A wonderful weight, not too light like a Dano, so it feels cheap, not achingly heavy like my CIJ. Neck is like a sex-stick. Im a glossy neck ind of guy, and it was glossy. It looks like, I dont know, it looks amazing, obviously. Trem is smooth but not sloppy, just the right amount of pressure required, LIKE A SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY SEXUAL ENCOUNTER. The strigns didnt seem to stick or anything, awesome.
The TOM is quite the addition. I tell you true, sai, I hit this thing as hard as I could without entering the Freakout Fog, and stuck stayed the strings. The sound was unmistakeably jazzmastery. Behind the bridge rang sympathetically, and plucking there was audible through the bridge pickup.
The general sound seemed quite nice, although I was playing it through an amp that apparently, sucks. this supersonic or whatever? Man, F that amp. it sounds nuetered. Anyway, I'm goign to have to try it through a proper amp before I give an official yay or nay on the pickups, but compared to pickups I was famliar with through the afformentioned Shit amp, it shouldl sound dead sexy.
Seriously, I can vaguely remember playing an AVRI a few years back, and the MIM jazzmaster beats the pants off it.
WAIT IT GETS BETTER. NOT FOR YOU, FOR ME. I TOLD MY WIFE HOW AMAZING IT WAS. SHE SAID NOT TO BUY ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL TAX RETURN AND THEN I CAN BUY ONE. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA! I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN!