sloan's jagmaster made it barely, and aen pulled a switch

Skip · Post by **Skip** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:24 am

so sloans sparkle jagmaster finally gets to me----- as i approached the box i gasped in horror
the box was split open and i could see the headstock
the box had many many holes in it looked beat to hell---- thanks us postal service
i gently unwrapped it and to my surprise it was alright
so i went to work on it----- polished her from from head to toe
threw a set of new 11's on it
replaced all the missing screws
put a new black plate on the backside
put a black cap on the pickup switch
she looks and plays great

now for aen and his tricky switch move----
i have been waiting for the plane ticket for a while
my wife said something came for you for your guitar, i knew it was the plane ticket
but wait, there wasn't a plane anywhere to be found on the pedal
turns out he made me a custom non plane ticket plane ticket
it is cool as hell with my name on it and of course the phrase makes your shit way louder
it is yellow and black and hard to describe, but i love it-- a one of a kind

pictures of the jagmaster and the nonplaneticketplaneticket will be coming soon--
im too tired to do it now-----
it's all too much i'm exhausted

oh and today i ordered the crate v50 tube amp and a electro harm germanium od
i have to stop i am broke and out of control--- help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robert(original) · Post by **robert(original)** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:51 am

usps can suck my balls.
it took them exactly 4 weeks to get a small pedal box from the middle of indiana to dots in cali.
and! they totally fuct up the bass i got from cowbell for my girlfriend.

mewithoutus · Post by **mewithoutus** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:55 am

WAIT.

sloan sold spracketwainsz?

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:05 am

mewithoutus wrote:WAIT.

sloan sold spracketwainsz?

Aye,
http://shortscale.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17622

At least it went to a shortscaler, albeit a new one.

aen · Post by **aen** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:39 pm

The jagmaster is retiring in florida LOLZ.

So this week there was like 6 package sin transit between me and FLorida, and they all went sooper fast.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:47 am

fuck. i put like a whole stack of music guides in that shit to PROTECT. that box was almost brand new, got it from music store. fuck an asshole postman.
awesome, you had like parts waiting to put on it. lol. i was so afraid i would have to put it out in the wilderness of ebay, glad a shortscale BRODUDEMANDAWG got it, y'all.