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I call this treatment Hobo'd cause it just looks like it's been played by a dirty motherfucker who wipes his ass with his hands or something.

FUCKING LOL

650 bucks---- are you kidding me?

I was thinking maybe he'd dropped a screwdriver from a great height on it and then sat down on the back of the neck and rubbed his ass back and forth?

Jcyphe will know.

"Tinted neck, tortoise shell pickguard, and pearloid dots put it a cut above the crowd. "

Would that be the NON-GUITAR OWNING CROWD?

I wonder if I can enter "QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND" as a best offer.

It says "make me an offer"

so offer "tenty twelver yen" or something.

It has about $100 in upgrades done to it but they're likely parts salvaged from other guitars, given how much gear he moves. His mojo mark-up is through the roof.

He also has a "vintaged sunburst strat" for BIN $600 that looks like a re-decal'd squier with the same vintage style rusted mojo bridge on it.

I think he peed on it.

Who knew you could relic a guitar with poo and a butane torch.

Six hundred pound? Aye right then. ballbag.

He vintaged the Tort so much it turned black.

Like all vintage tortoiseshell scratchplates do.

y'know, most vintage guitars happen to have dirty ass rubbed against their neck at some point in their life... word.

Scott can make a Squier you want to play. Very nice job.

Twat in the comments.

What a horrible looking thing.

I ALSO
CANT READ EBAY AUCTIONS
That look
LIKE this!!!

Psssssssh, the paint on jagmasters chip real easy. That's about a 30 second job >.>

i didnt know there was a wrong way to relic guitars

but seriously a jagmaster there not even old enough to appear aged.