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As I looked for fender jaguars on ebay tonight as I do most of the time.. I came across this silly boy

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check out the extra line in the title that HE PAID EXTRA MONEY FOR to tell you that you wont get a free strap haha. and then when I clicked the link the first thing that struck me is a picture is worth like a million and two words! I haven't even read it it is so badly layed out and long.

IDIOT.

It will come installed with flatwound strings and will be sent through a courier service, packed in a cardboard box, and padded in a duster.

OK I am sure there is more gold in there lol

who does he think is going to read all of that?

vintage mute-- wow
now let me tell you about my jaguar-- It all started when i was a little boy.......................................................................................................................................................................................................

Vintage Fender Mute, and have it professionally installed at the same time.

Not only does the mute give the guitar a good vintage look, it is such an uncommon mod for the Japanese Jaguar's

IT'S NOT A MOD, ITS A BIT OF METAL

the Fender Mute sound is still quite underused in music

BECAUSE YOU CAN DO THE SAME THING WITH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

it would be ideal to get a Jaguar at this price, with the chrome mute piece attached.

The mute set up is very easy to correct

For the price this guitar is a bargain when you consider I added a vintage mute

you will be able to try the mute as well, and get some extra sounds out of it

will be easier to sell than other Japanese Fender Jaguars due to the addition of the mute

Fuck me he talks about the mute as if it's going to cure cancer. And he talks about replacing the foam on it too, fucking hell.

I've got a mute, I put it on, pressed it, went "oh" then took it off and shoved it in a drawer.

I might send him a question asking if it has a mute.

haha doo it!

I noticed that too. I am sure this kid is retarded or eats his own skin to pass the time.

Aww, it's ended.

I price wasn't great but not extortionate.

It's more than I would pay to own a window licker's guitar.

Hurb wrote:It's more than I would pay to own a window licker's guitar.

Hahahaha.

I bet the mute is sticky from all the nights he's had alone with his jaguar.

the amount he talks about the mute you know for a fact he has wanked on it. the dirty little simpleton.

Thats why he replaced the foam.

thats not foam

Right let's try this mute out.

*click*

OH GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE.

Zaphod wrote: I've got a mute, I put it on, pressed it, went "oh" then took it off and shoved it in a drawer.

Fancy selling it ?

othomas2 wrote:

Zaphod wrote: I've got a mute, I put it on, pressed it, went "oh" then took it off and shoved it in a drawer.

Fancy selling it ?

Dunno. I'll try setting it up properly one last time and if I really can't get anything out of it then yes.

Coolio... I'm in no rush...

Am I right in saying if I wanted to use this on my CIJ Jag I'd need to drill a central hole ?

My CIJ jag has a hole for it, I've no idea if fran did this or it's standard.

o.k. cool... no worries, I'm sure he'll drop by at some point.

Which jag did you buy from Fran ?

** Sorry I seemed to have completely hijacked here...