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HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUXORZ
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:27 am
by robroe
jimmi knew his guitar sucked because it had a bolt on neck so he lit that shit up
BILLY JOES GUITAR IS WORTH 1300 DOLLARS MORE THAN THE SHIT EPIPHONE BOLT ON. HE KNOWS WHATS UP
THIS IS HIM SAYING FUCK YOU I GOT 1300 DOLLARS WORTH OF GLUE AND ALL YOU GOT IS BOLT ON.
kurts guitar just went WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRREEERRRRRRRRRRRRR between songs because it was bolt on
elvis is trying to figure out how to take the bolts out of his shit bolt on guitar
bruce still makes panties wet with his shit bolt on guitar. imagine if that neck joint was made of glue???!!! HLY NAKED SLUTZ EVERYWHERE
ALL THESE GUITARS SUCK. BY THE WAY, THEY SUCK.
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:40 am
by gaybear
lol
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:50 am
by Nick
A+++ thread
Steve Vai needs 3 bolt on necks, in case one or two of them snap off or come unscrewed while he's playing.
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:51 am
by robroe
IS THAT FUCKING SCHOOLBUS BOLT ON? CUS IT IF IS IT SUCKS
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:22 am
by Nick
The image didn't show? It's steve vai with a triple necked BOLT ON ibanez.
Piece of SHIT.
Seriously, these people can afford good guitars, why do they keep playing this shit.
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:34 am
by JamesSmann
ELL OH ELL?
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:45 am
by Jagermeister
I don't even know why they use bolts or screws in any part of the guitar, really.
My guitars are made of 100% Elmers. Not cut with any of the cheap stuff even
Re: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUX
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:52 am
by aen
Either he just smelled a sick dog's shit or some asshole just put on an Eric Clapton record.
Re: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE SUCKY BOLT ON GUITARS!!! SUX
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:17 pm
by Fran
robroe wrote: 
Hahah.
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:38 pm
by Mike
Amazing thread.
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:33 pm
by izodiak
THIS is awesome thread. // BOLT ON
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:17 pm
by Sloan
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:34 pm
by More Cowbell
Eric Clapton White man blues old dudes = Kurtdtz wannbe's.
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:44 pm
by BobArsecake
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:06 am
by gaybear
yeah, like they ever got far
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:31 am
by Will
Some shit fell out of the sock and on to Rubber Soul.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:41 am
by robert(original)
i saw a pic of jon lennon sitting the studio with yoko and he is playing a fender electric XII with blocks and binding, its fucking pretty looking.
im still a bit confused as to why this thread appeared.
obviousely it is a joke stemming from another thread.
or perhaps rob is going to sell all of his gear and buy a mound of schecter guitars or something.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:49 am
by Jagermeister
iirc Robroe is pissed off that no one here is gay for $15 Epiphones.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:51 am
by robert(original)
and don't forget kids.
when we use gay around here its not about sexual orientation.
Gear
Aquisition
Yearning.
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:51 am
by astro
Reading this thread gave me a total bolt on.
