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fender makes yingy a new strat
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:55 pm
by robroe
yawn. 12,000 wtf yawn.
http://www.music123.com/Fender-Custom-S ... 6.Music123
fender get your head out of your fucking ass and release some squier's in surf pearl and sky blue
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:57 pm
by robert(original)
if it were vintage, and did not have a scalloped neck, and was like.... a couple hundered bucks, i would actually buy it and play it.
but as its not, and its moddled after the biggest douche in guitar wanketry.
fuck it, just another sig strat.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:58 pm
by euan
guitarist did an interview with him recently. Total cunt bag.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:01 pm
by arcadedave
I thought you didnt touch the string to the fretboard on a scalloped guitar. I thought that was the whole point. How can the frets be worn?
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:09 pm
by robroe
they aren't worn. he sanded them down himself. with fire and molten lava
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:10 pm
by robert(original)
the strings still have to be fretted.
oh! you mean the fretboard itself.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:10 pm
by robroe
see all that red shit down by the nut?
thats the stains of the virgins blood.
which virgin you ask?
ALL OF THEM
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:58 pm
by Mike
I watched a youtube "lesson" recently which was hilarious. He was playing these hideous neo-classical scales really fast and then a little bit slower.
It sounded like a ZX Spectrum flashloading.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:38 pm
by Aeon
fug
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:35 pm
by astro
Mike wrote:It sounded like a ZX Spectrum flashloading.
LULZ!!
Seriously though, does any one on Earth still listen to Ynqwiee? If they ever did to begin with? I'm guessing his entire income must come from royalties paid to him by Fender for all those signature strats.
I don't think I would have ever even heard of Yngwiee, or Eric Johnson for that matter, if it weren't for their Fender product endorsements. Why doesn't Fender actually try and find some musicians that people actually care about to endorse their products?
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:40 pm
by Will
I saw Yngling live opening for Steve Vai - THAT was a sweet show.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:43 pm
by Fran
Can we never get our heads past personal opinions that Yngwie is a fag douche fat pedo racist swede that fret wanks and cannot write a song to save his life? Are we looking at a Fender Stratocaster or does his gut or ego obscure that?
I think the majority of sig guitars are bullshit to be honest, but i'll give this one thing, it offers something 95% of Fender Stratocasters dont = a scalloped fretboard. So for once i think his sig models are justifiable, BUT not this one with that price tag.
Personally i prefer the old burgundy Yngwie model with rosewood fretboard. But i would'nt turn my nose up at this fo' free. The relicing is nearly as big a bullshit job than the SRV sig.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:59 pm
by timhulio
All wrote:Yngwie is a fag douche fat pedo racist swede that fret wanks and cannot write a song to save his life!
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:00 pm
by Mike
He's very good at playing neo-classical modes incomprehensibly fast.
It's a shame it just sounds silly.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:02 pm
by Bacchus
Mike wrote:He's very good at playing neo-classical modes incomprehensibly fast.
That's like being good at shuffling cards really fast, though. He's shit as a guitarist. Being able to play fairly standard harmonic progressions doesn't make great music.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:04 pm
by laterallateral
LOL at the "play loud" sticker...
Play LESS, Fuckwad.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:15 pm
by Fran
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:38 pm
by Jagermeister
Fran wrote:Can we never get our heads past personal opinions that Yngwie is a fag douche fat pedo racist swede that fret wanks and cannot write a song to save his life? Are we looking at a Fender Stratocaster or does his gut or ego obscure that?
It'd help if he had a less boring sig. guitar...
If he had a Duo Sonic that belched out smoke and was fired by whale oil, then we could get over his ego.
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:43 pm
by LimpDickCheney
I'm your new God!
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:48 pm
by Ty
I don't like the pre-vintaged relic guitars that much. It just seems like a waste to me.