aparently james hetfield now has teh kurdtz

Ty · Post by Ty » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:49 am

I thought it would be blue and tort

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Richard · Post by **Richard** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:16 am

Ugly.

Mages · Post by **Mages** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:16 am

why do the ESPs in america look so dumb? ffffuuuuuuu... the japanese ones are cool as hell.

oh shit, it actually looks like a proper les paul!!!

I really like the idea of this one though

the strat single-coils on a LP is a super cool idea that no one ever does.

Haze · Post by **Haze** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:20 am

oddly enough i just finished watching Some Kind of Monster today
saw this guitar in a musiciansfriend cataloge today too
don't like

hotrodperlmutter · Post by **hotrodperlmutter** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:08 am

kim · Post by **kim** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:32 am

metallica make me throw up
i saw a glimpse of them on tv a few days ago and the idiot bass player was playing a p bass now ? because they're 'in' again and stupid ass metal looking basses are out ? he plays bass like his crotch itches and he needs to shit.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:14 am

heavium wrote:metallica make me throw up
i saw a glimpse of them on tv a few days ago and the idiot bass player was playing a p bass now ? because they're 'in' again and stupid ass metal looking basses are out ? he plays bass like his crotch itches and he needs to shit.

Anything from Black onwards is complete dogger and that guitar is meh. Jason Newsted FTW. I do have fond memories to Robert Trujillos' itchy crotch bass playing on this track from years ago - insane riff:

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James · Post by **James** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:16 am

Where does 'teh kurtz' come into it?

Josh · Post by **Josh** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:08 pm

James wrote:Where does 'teh kurtz' come into it?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

astro · Post by **astro** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:24 pm

James wrote:Where does 'teh kurtz' come into it?

I think maybe the lame attempt at a competition stripe?

Metallica blew their load with their first three albums, they became boring with "Justice for all" and then they just became a farce after that.

The "Some Kind Of Monster" film is hilarious, though. A bunch of crybaby millionaires who seem to live in a parallel universe.

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:41 pm

load and re-load had some decent songs on them, but their fucked to non-fucked ratio was completely off by then.

what i find hillarious is the pricetag on that hetfield guitar. 10k. TEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS. obviously no one told Metallica that we're in the middle of an economic meltdown world-wide?

Aeon · Post by **Aeon** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:09 pm

it would look at least sorta-ok without that obnoxious cross on the lower bout

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:09 pm

The Some Kind of Monster film is an odd one. It's hilarious and frustrating. It's like being tickled by a racist or something.

Post by **Doog** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:11 pm

BacchusPaul wrote:The Some Kind of Monster film is an odd one. It's hilarious and frustrating. It's like being tickled by a racist or something.

Black Cat Bone wrote: Robert Trujillos' itchy crotch bass playing

pfthahhahahahaha

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:09 pm

Severed from its original context, the iron cross has become the hallmark of the identity crisis.
Weekend b-b-b-bad to the bone biker-dads and 12 year old mallrat rock and roll paraphenilia shoppers.
It communicates a nauseatingly desperate plea to be taken seriously.

DanHeron · Post by **DanHeron** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:37 pm

There is too much going on on that guitar. Iron cross, stripes, rubbish relic job. It looks like someone has gone on a guitar builder thing and fitted as much as they could on one guitar lol.

hotrodperlmutter · Post by **hotrodperlmutter** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:13 pm

ESPecially shitty guitar ad wrote:Available in limited quantities during 2009 only, the ESP James Hetfield Signature Iron Cross shitbag is currently featured on Metallica's Death Magnetic world tour. Painstaking effort has gone into turning this les paul rip off into a totally homogeneous ugly piece of haggard rat shit eyesore, recreating every nuance of James' original character and physical appearance, while removing a tone knob, and adding everything we could find from a nazi era applebee's, to make it a truly unique hunk of garbage that probably weighs 40 lbs. Oh yeah, and it's $10,000. Double fuck you.

fix'd.

JamesSmann · Post by **JamesSmann** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:39 pm

BacchusPaul wrote:The Some Kind of Monster film is an odd one. It's hilarious and frustrating. It's like being tickled by a racist or something.

yeah, i used to be a huge tallica fanboi. now not so much, but even i saw some purely fucking awesome moments in the movie. when newstead snubs lars and kirk for isntance. EP-IC. when lars cries like a cunt because he sold his ART COLLECTION? epically faggy.

astro · Post by **astro** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:44 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:
BacchusPaul wrote:The Some Kind of Monster film is an odd one. It's hilarious and frustrating. It's like being tickled by a racist or something.
yeah, i used to be a huge tallica fanboi. now not so much, but even i saw some purely fucking awesome moments in the movie. when newstead snubs lars and kirk for isntance. EP-IC. when lars cries like a cunt because he sold his ART COLLECTION? epically faggy.

I'd forgotten about the Newstead snubbing in the film... I LOL'd when I saw that part! I think I also bust my gut laughing when Lars watches the internets Flash animation that parodies him and Hetfield bitching about Napster making them lose money.

aparently james hetfield now has teh kurdtz

aparently james hetfield now has teh kurdtz

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