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The Hannah Montana 3/4 size guitars are $49.99 with free shipping at Amazon

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The video on the Amazon page with the bouncy Asian girl is clearly not aimed at young women, but creepy, chops-licking old men.

I totally dug it.
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I should totally buy one of these for my 5 year old girl....

Then put a floyd rose on it and some EMG's....
They say great minds think alike....Sometimes we do too...
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avj wrote:The video on the Amazon page with the bouncy Asian girl is clearly not aimed at young women, but creepy, chops-licking old men.

I totally dug it.
Awe hell... some one tell bean.
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mickie08 wrote:I should totally buy one of these for my 5 year old girl....

Then put a floyd rose on it and some EMG's....

**happy**
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mcconnachiea wrote:
mickie08 wrote:I should totally buy one of these for my 5 year old girl....

Then put a floyd rose on it and some EMG's....

**happy**
No offense meant, I was just taking a piss at you. More power to you for making whatever you want....LOL
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Naa, that gave me lulz :P
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I want one of these for that price. They look pretty cool, plus I like Hannah Montana.
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Malik wrote:I want one of these for that price. They look pretty cool, plus I like Hannah Montana.
*arsecake*

What you mean the music or a bit of Image
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Thank you for the excellent advice, I might be doing this.
after I
mickie08 wrote:put a floyd rose on it and some EMG's....
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I just bought one of these for my 7 year old - it was $A 29.95 which is about $US 20. I've only fiddled with it for half an hour so far but it looks like it is going to be pretty tough to intonate and set up properly.

However - it has a Tele pickup arrangement and electronics; maple neck with scarf-jointed Gibson style headstock; a thick slab rosewood fingerboard; a truss rod (although I haven't tried adjusting it yet); 4 screw bolt-on neck; MOP single ply pickguard, string through body with cheapo Strat type saddles, which are also height adjustable. Out of the box it wasn't even close to set up, but the materials seem reasonably decent and all the bits are straight and assembled properly.

I will report back if anyone is interested, once I've had a chance to try a setup. I might re-string it, I suspect the factory strings are stretchy and weird.
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I might buy one of these to turn it into another telexplorer
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Post by MattK »

Just be aware they are 3/4 scale - although this is shortscale.org! I think the scale length is 23.25 inches based on the nut-to-12th-fret distance.
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mcconnachiea wrote:I might buy one of these to turn it into another telexplorer
I really need to see the first telexplorer.

The combination of those two guitars blows my mind.
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Post by Ty »

Shocking post, I photoshopped another guitar idea!
But I think it would look something like this, excuse the rough edges.
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Am I on the right track?
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beware, it took 3 weeks to get a pic of his jagstang.
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what have you done srb?

that's a crime against both guitars.
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My god... kill it before it spawns more.
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hotrodperlmutter wrote:beware, it took 3 weeks to get a pic of his jagstang.
No it was actually from April 19th to April 30th.
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Post by Ty »

Sorry for a 2nd post, but excuse my "crime", I just decided, "Screw it, ends asked, I had an idea, did a terrible photoshop and deed, lock me up and throw away the key!".
Should have put a spoiler tag on it... :oops: