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What's wrong with this picture?

Post by Dogma Hollow »

Besides everything.

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It's Zakk Wylde's new signature Epi.

Is there a band this side of The Rocky Horror Picture Show that this would be cool to play in?
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ANY BAND WITH ME IN IT.
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Post by Dogma Hollow »

Really? I'm not usually one to cap on twacked out shapes, but this thing looks retarded to me. Headstock style doesn't match the body at all. Also looks like the balance would be all fucked up.

Well whatever. To each their own.
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needs flying v headstock.
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I must say, i may be partial to the odd BC and V but thats shite.
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Post by aen »

No, seriously, its a hunk of ugly, I was just kidding. But if anyone could make it cool it owuld be me. Im the the indie Zakk Wylde and/or Lou reed.
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Dogma Hollow wrote: It's Zakk Wylde's new signature Epi.
I thought that zakk guy sucks from the 1st time I got knowledge he exists. That was not so long ago. Well, this is ridiculous. I'm waiting for the Jack Sparrow signature with black pearl inlays. that army style Les Paul already sucked, but this sucks a lot more :( hope I never see that on stage.
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Post by Fran »

That Bob Marley LP Special is one of the coolest things Epi have made. Really great for a fan.
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Post by the isaac eaton »

I think i made a thread about this one a little while ago, I think its hilarious. I just wanna see someone seriously play it.
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Post by vivadeluxxe »

It's strange that it's a Zakk Wylde signature guitar, he's never used a whammy bar...
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vivadeluxxe wrote:It's strange that it's a Zakk Wylde signature guitar, he's never used a whammy bar...
There's never been a coffin-looking enough guitar fitted with one until now, that's why.
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Post by serfx »

didn't we discuss this like 2 months ago?
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Post by Joey »

I like the coffin shaped guitar case... I'd buy one without that cross graphic on it
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Fran wrote:That Bob Marley LP Special is one of the coolest things Epi have made. Really great for a fan.
Do you mean:
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Because I loooove the former, want one some day.
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Post by Noirie. »

The gibson one is fucking sweet. Not to sure on the epiphone though, the coloured fretmakers look neat.
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Joey wrote:I like the coffin shaped guitar case... I'd buy one without that cross graphic on it
http://www.coffincase.com

they make plain ones, although i can imagine everyone laughing at you if you walked into a venue with one before a gig. i would, anyway.
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does it come with the girl?

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