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The stupidest clock in a stompbox I've ever seen

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:06 am
by timhulio

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:07 am
by stewart
ridiculous.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:16 am
by Mike
I can't believe how ridiculous this is.

It's ridiculous. So ridiculous that we've just overvalued the meaning of the word ridiculous by using it in this context.

Ridiculous.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:22 am
by Will
at least it's not a tubescreamer clone.

edit:

also LOL at this trem pedal that only lets you choose one of 12 preset speeds, and gives you no indication of which one is selected:
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and this $160 pedal that turns your mic off:
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:38 am
by benecol
But... but... but... It's packed full of street smart features!

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:44 am
by stewart
comic sans.

Comic. Sans.

COMIC! SA... you get the idea.

Re: The stupidest clock in a stompbox I've ever seen

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:21 am
by Doog
timhulio wrote:Words fail me.

http://www.lockandrock.com/stomp_clock.htm

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At least it has a A/B/Y box in there as well. And switches that feels good*. For $170.

*These are Street Smart Features, but certainly not Book Smart Features

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:29 am
by Doog
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Apparently only one Youtuber EVER has bought one of the range. Good thing there's no POT's to adjust. Also, good thing there's no bypass, so if you want to go unity to highest boost mode, you need to press the footswitch 3 times.

Seriously, what IDIOT's are designing this shit??

Re: The stupidest clock in a stompbox I've ever seen

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:38 am
by Simon
You've got to be shitting me?! Seriously, this can't be real. :shock:

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:02 am
by ekwatts
They're part of an elaborate joke.

I refuse to believe otherwise.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:23 am
by Rhysyrhys
Looks nice 8)

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:16 pm
by hugh
This reminds me of Metalocolypse and their stompbox controlled TV.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:40 pm
by Freddy V-C
"...it is nice to glance down and see the time and the fans no know it.

I finally know how long I played and how long till my break"

:|

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:43 pm
by endsjustifymeans
hugh wrote:This reminds me of Metalocolypse and their stompbox controlled TV.
Mike, I need one of these.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:15 pm
by Reece
stewart wrote:comic sans.

Comic. Sans.

COMIC! SA... you get the idea.
this.

fake edit: AUGH the whole website is comic sans.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:20 pm
by ohyeahfuzzbear
I see that many of there products have:
switches that feels good*

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:21 pm
by blacktaxi
it also works with bass. amazing.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:43 pm
by Ankhanu
I don't know what you guys are shittin' about... this is easily the best clock in a foot pedal I've EVER seen.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:53 pm
by samuelcotterall
Ankhanu wrote:I don't know what you guys are shittin' about... this is easily the best clock in a foot pedal I've EVER seen.
This.

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:53 pm
by dots
i mean, i guess if you play a lot of BALLS TO THE WALL 15 MINUTE SETS or are timing something or have more money than sense. . . i dunno, there's possibly a use for this, but i can't see it being worth more than $20, all in.