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Oh God, my eyes!
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:40 pm
by Vis
I've seen some ugly things in my time but this about takes the cake, all the biscuits and at least half of the pie.
So the natural next question is, can anyone beat this for sheer vomitousness?
Edit: My bad, I should have credited
the original thread at TalkBass. bad form there.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:49 pm
by ohyeahfuzzbear
This old classic:

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:58 pm
by Fran
Looks like something that DDDave would do.
Awful.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:07 pm
by benecol
I'd play the fuck out of that top one - looks ace.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:35 pm
by ekwatts
Apart from the studs on the body, that bass would be awesome.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:38 pm
by Fran
I dunno, maybe a load of sequins around the edge of the pickguard and i'd like it.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:39 pm
by ekwatts
Oh Fran, you big old gay.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:25 pm
by Bacchus
Fran wrote:Looks like something that DDDave would do.
Awful.
Haha, beat me to it.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:37 pm
by stewart
benecol wrote:I'd play the fuck out of that top one - looks ace.
Yup, a nudie suit and a pair of Cuban heels would go nicely with that.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:40 pm
by ohyeahfuzzbear
stewart wrote:benecol wrote:I'd play the fuck out of that top one - looks ace.
Yup, a nudie suit and a pair of Cuban heels would go nicely with that.
I'm thinking:

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:43 pm
by stewart
Ooh, that's a nice one.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:46 pm
by ohyeahfuzzbear
You bet your ass it is! I spent a whole FIVE minutes on google images looking for that.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:43 pm
by damienblair17
"beadazzled" or not, I'm all for that bass' pickup configuration.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:14 pm
by serfx
NEEDS GREEN PEARL
man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:03 pm
by sp3k
serfx wrote:NEEDS GREEN PEARL
man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
Beat me to it! i still think this is the coolest looking guitar ever. Is it still in shortscale?
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:33 pm
by hotrodperlmutter
serfx wrote:man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
ST JIMMY SELF BAN LULZ
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:35 pm
by serfx
hotrodperlmutter wrote:serfx wrote:man i love frank, i wish he was still in the ss family.
ST JIMMY SELF BAN LULZ
i recall that jimmy sold frank..
i should send him a fb message
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:17 pm
by hotrodperlmutter
wot a jerk.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:03 pm
by ultratwin
If those were cubic zirconium chunks on the top and the context was "my teen daughter's first bass", the only thing upsetting would be desecration of a vintage piece.
Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:36 pm
by Vis
Apparently it was found by someone looking at "Employee, salesman and sample" basses from Fender (They didn't give the source unfortunately) so I guess they haven't actually disfigured a classic production instrument, which is more I can say for that green guard on the...with the...arghh... WTF?