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Fuck you Gibson, fuck you

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:44 pm
by pumpkin
Okay, this is the last fucking straw.

http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electri ... -Paul.aspx

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:48 pm
by laterallateral
Gibson: Eroding your faith in humanity since the mid 1990's.

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:57 pm
by JJLipton
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i thought that idiot played a prs

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:02 pm
by aen
he did. Until Gibson made him a guitar, and a bunch of money, Im sure.
Fuck that guy. King douche.

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:18 pm
by Fran
Pffft, yeah like bj armstrong. This was my point about people suggesting Johnny Marr has'nt played a Jaguar long enough to justify a sig model. If so then WTF is all this about, yet again.

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:21 pm
by Billy3000
A couple weeks back I got an email that they were having a contest to name that guitar. My submission was "The Chode".

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:26 pm
by laterallateral
Honnestly, this is just an LP Studio with an ugly top and a piezo bridge.
Nothing that shocking about the guitar itself other than it's vomitesque looks.
What offends me about this is how Gibson justifies this sig model on account of him being the "Most versatile artist in rock".

That claim, even with allowances from the filthiest perversions of thought, doesn't even remotely come close to truth.

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:29 pm
by hotrodperlmutter
A Do-It-All Les Paul from the Most Versatile Artist in Rock

The Chad Kroeger "Blackwater" Les Paul

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:34 pm
by laterallateral
hotrodperlmutter wrote:
Hey, we're hoping 2 sell U one for WAAAAY too much moneys, lol.

The Chad Kroeger "Blackwater" Les Paul

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:38 pm
by Fran
Does anybody actually want to be or sound like Chad Kroeger :?
I thought Nickelback were one of them bands that made music for non-musicians

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:39 pm
by endsjustifymeans
Fran wrote: I thought Nickelback were one of them bands that made music for people who hate music... and themselves

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:40 pm
by stewart
the guy's responsible for some of the worst music ever penned. have i woken up in an alternate universe? is the real me sitting being fanned by naked blue women with three tits somewhere in orbit of alpha centauri?

fuck sake.

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:47 pm
by George
Hahaha versatile

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:48 pm
by stewart
hotrodperlmutter wrote:The Chad Kroeger "Rusty Toiletwater" Les Paul

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:52 pm
by Will
The Gibson Guitars

Going from:
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to:
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In 50 years, flat...

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:14 pm
by taylornutt
JJLipton wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i thought that idiot played a prs
Every time I have ever seen Kroeger he has had a PRS in is hand. That is definitely selling out.

PRS is way better quality than Gibson these days anyway. That is why Gibson sued PRS and LOST!

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:15 pm
by broncobuster80
maybe I wont get the hot end of the stick this time.... that guy does not deserve a signature model! Where the FUCK is the Neil Young LP in pisswater yellow?

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:17 pm
by thickarms
but guys...he's the most versatile person in rock

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:21 pm
by Bacchus
Dog bites man.

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:21 pm
by Doog
Image
The cold dead eyes of a shark.

Chad Kroeger: The Most Versatile Artist In Rock. There's 4 things wrong with that statement.