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Giant Girl Boner!
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:47 pm
by roachello
I WANT IT! Random google search led me to this lovely custom shop piece:

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:54 pm
by benecol
Have I ever mentioned my Jazzmaster etc?

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:02 pm
by stewart
green + tort= rotting meat.
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:14 pm
by roachello
benecol wrote:Have I ever mentioned my Jazzmaster etc?

Awesome!!!! That jazzy must look really photogenic leaning against your twin reverb!
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:28 pm
by benecol
It's a Matamp done up to look like your Twin, but it does cut quite a dash, yes. Has a mint guard on it now, just to appease the haters*.
* ie. Stewart.
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:46 pm
by stewart
i upset rather a lot of people at offset with an even milder form of that comment, i just posted it here as a spot of metaphorical knuckle cracking.
still looks pure gash though, big man.
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:54 pm
by ultratwin
Would play for sure, though a parchment or mint guard would be my preference.
But I'm curious: By chance am I the only one who has thoughts of minty sweetness every time surf-n-tort is in sight?

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:55 pm
by zedoktor
ultratwin wrote:Would play for sure, though a parchment or mint guard would be my preference.
But I'm curious: By chance am I the only one who has thoughts of minty sweetness every time surf-n-tort is in sight?

mmmm.... possibly my favorite
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:57 pm
by taylornutt
Roachello, do you still have your J. Mascis Jazzmaster? Either would go well with it!
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:44 am
by Billy3000
They have a jazz just like that at the guitar center down the road from me, except it has block inlays to add even more length to the already mega huge boner for that guitar.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:13 am
by paul_
Thread title made me snort cherry coke out my nose.
For some reason while I don't really like tort on any Fender lead guitar finishes except sunburst or white, I really dig the '60s style JBs with any finish+tort, maybe it's the covers (I'm a fan).
Here's my banana creme SX 62 JB that I torted up a bit (it looked really yellow with a white guard).

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:27 am
by Richard
I love a nice tort on any color but most of the new US tort guards are atrocious. That Jazz Bass in the top post is lovely but has a horrible guard. The one that was on Benecol's JM looks nice to me.
Stewart's comparison makes me want to refinish the Maverick in Sherwood Green even more than I already did. I'd actually like my guitar being compared to rotting meat.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:40 am
by robroe
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:58 am
by Rox
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Now those are bonerific!!!

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:56 pm
by roachello
taylornutt wrote:Roachello, do you still have your J. Mascis Jazzmaster? Either would go well with it!
After some mods, I love it even more now!

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:59 pm
by roachello
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THIS is why we're friends. Although I'd probably consider a mint pickguard as well.
I should really get some robroes for my mustang bass. It looks really good!
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:07 am
by taylornutt
roachello wrote:taylornutt wrote:Roachello, do you still have your J. Mascis Jazzmaster? Either would go well with it!
After some mods, I love it even more now!

I have been chasing a J. Mascis Jazzmaster at a local pawn shop and got the guy down to $500 but didnt' have enough cash to close the deal yet. Trying to sell some gear to raise the funds. Did you not like the sock bridge and pickguard? I saw your demo on youtube and it sounded great.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:09 am
by DGNR8
You know, next to that blue one, it does kinda look like the spoiled version. But very nice with all new shiny.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:28 am
by roachello
taylornutt wrote:
I have been chasing a J. Mascis Jazzmaster at a local pawn shop and got the guy down to $500 but didnt' have enough cash to close the deal yet. Trying to sell some gear to raise the funds. Did you not like the sock bridge and pickguard? I saw your demo on youtube and it sounded great.
Thank you!! It was my first and only demo, made years ago.
I liked the pickguard, but it was a little too flashy for my taste. I still have it stashed away though in case I ever do want to restore it to its original look. As for the bridge, the high e on the tuneomatic kept slipping, even after I filed it down. I could've filed it down a little more, but the roller bridge just works for me. It stays in tune well during a set, and the strings stay in place like they should!
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:14 pm
by jcyphe
I think the right tort works really well on Seafoam Green and Fiesta Red.