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Some nice friends too!








Maybe he owns a club

westtexasred wrote:Some nice friends too!

Yes.

Some of these photos are a bit iffy, haha. Almost puts me off the guitars...

Freddy V-C wrote:Some of these photos are a bit iffy, haha. Almost puts me off the guitars...

+1

That and that stupid mushroom on the second Gibson.

An average looking woman in underwear and hooker boots does not make a guitar more appealing, it seems.

Freddy V-C wrote:An average looking woman in underwear and hooker boots does not make a guitar more appealing, it seems.

Ahh but a nice guitar can make an average looking woman in underwear and hooker boots look more appealing. That one on the piano I would wrestle her.

Seriously though ... pretty random crew of whores . From the furniture it looks like a biker who manages a pawn shop.

Freddy V-C wrote:An average looking woman in underwear and hooker boots does not make a guitar more appealing, it seems.

I really find nothing particularly exciting about any of these guitars.

He is dating the brunette with the Les Paul. He was selling a Jag-Stang a bit ago. The dude is ancient and leathery. Lives in Florida. Looks like a total formal coke runner .

24HRS2MDNT wrote:...Seriously though ... pretty random crew of whores . From the furniture it looks like a biker who manages a pawn shop.

LOL

StevePirates wrote:...The dude is ancient and leathery. Lives in Florida. Looks like a total formal coke runner .

DUBBLE LULL

Seriously, I feel creepy having been exposed to these. Dude is all like "hey ladies, I've got some shit to sell, can I borrow your boobs?"
Fuck that shit

The brunette with the hots for Gibson is my kinda girl.
Nice.

benecol wrote:"Wilkommen to Fritzel's Guitars!"

Hahhahah brilliant. I wonder if Fender will follow up on it's Pawnshop line with the 'Basement' line?

By the way a NSFW tag in the title might have avoided me looking like a dirty pervert at work this morning!

westtexasred wrote:

I'm gonna say "tranny".

George wrote:

westtexasred wrote:

I'm gonna say "tranny".

I'm cool with that.

Notice the models utilising the traditional Palm and Thumb method, favoured by people who have no clue how to play the damned contraption yet find themselves holding one infront of a camera.

I'm just going to put this out there . . .


this wouldn't be so creepy if he wasn't using a disposal camera at random places in his house. If he just set up a little backdrop and got a nice camera (which it looks like he can afford since has very nice guitars). But, as it is, they're super creepy and makes the dude look like a perv.

portugalwillie wrote:I'm just going to put this out there . . .


this wouldn't be so creepy if he wasn't using a disposal camera at random places in his house. If he just set up a little backdrop and got a nice camera (which it looks like he can afford since has very nice guitars). But, as it is, they're super creepy and makes the dude look like a perv.

Oh yeah, that makes it better.

If you're taking pictures of expensive guitars held by women wearing little clothing then I don't think the backdrop is going to matter much at all. Nothing is going to make it look not pervy and stupid.

I made a thread about this ages ago, girls and guitars; where's the connection? American guitar magazines in particular are ridiculous for this (they're not the only ones, there are plenty of UK tech magazines that use the large pictures of women in bikinis on their front covers that are completely unrelated to any of the content, but UK guitar mags tend to be pretty good for not accidentally mixing up boobs and strings). It's like every other page basically NEEDS a badly chopped up porn star wearing little to no clothing at all to advertise products that end up hidden behind plastic tits. I dunno if it's just me but I read guitar magazines because I want to look and read about guitars, not because I desperately need a wank.

ekwatts wrote:American guitar magazines in particular are ridiculous for this.

dude, it seems everything in America is like this.... Sex seems to "sell" everything

I'd like to see more of that Epiphone.