Did it fall against a lathe and down a mineshaft? Why not have Tim Burton make the body out of Play Doh and just not say anything? Why not pull poor Pinocchio's arms off and bolt a picnic table to his lungs?The body has definitely been refinished but it was done pretty well and there were no extra holes or routes added.
Parts of it have been sanded the shit out of. It is no longer even a guitar. I wouldn't turn compost with it. Well, okay. I would paint it and pretend it was a real jazzmaster. I guess it could be an optical illusion because of the eyesore fake binding paintjob. And otherwise it has a lot of great parts and stuff. But can anyone tell me just WTF?
