ShortScale.org

So remember when japanese Jag HHs were $300 for a day?
Yeah, I bought two of them!
We had a fundrazor (<funny joke spelling) and Shortscale.org gave one to Dots. The other one was for my little 12ish brother in law. He paid us $100 and He was supposed to mow our lawn all summer. HA FUCKING HA. We made the mistake of letting him have the guitar first, and we got our grass cut ONCE. Fucker. I knew that this guitar was much nicer than he comprehended, etc, etc. Rolled his eyes when I gave him advice. "What? it's a shortscale? whats that mean?"

WELL HERE'S WHERE IT GETS GOOD.

He calls me the other night (like 2 years after he gets the Jag?) and asks if I know anyone who would trade him a firebird for it. In my head I'm like
"You fuck, why would you swap your sweet ass Jag for a fucking epiphone copy of an upside down stretched out jag?" BUt I told him I'd look.

THEN I found a T-bird for sale for like $325! BAM! Buy the T-bird, trade the little turd for his jag. Bottom line, I may have $425 into this beast, but thats less than ebayz! VICTORY!

good stuff.
but what a bunghole he is, the little sucker...

Excellent!

Hah, when I was twelve I was just learning about shortscales. Mind you that was 4 years ago.

Anyway I've been desperately pining for one of these great guitars since I saw this:

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I need a humbucker guitar, why not a hot stealth jag? Dibs if you SELL it

sorry, but you paid more than $425 for it.

$300 - $100 = $200 that you're out automatically.

$200 + $325 = $525 - (whatever you charge someone to mow your lawn once.)

i guess it's still an ok deal (dependent upon your desire to acquire one of these mediocre guitars).

Like this?



You said both firebird and thunderbird, but I assume you just meant the former. I'd just rock the fuck outta that over the Jaguar HH but that's just me (and presumably ends I guess?).

Oddly(?), I really dig Thunderbirds... but not Firebirds.

What price for satisfaction? It's worth it. You should have rubbed your nuts on the bird.

sneak a little bit of dog poo in the control cavity.

Aen, any pics of the latest acquisition?

sneak a little bit of dog poo in his mouff!!ROFFLEROFFLE cuz he's already got the tuRDZ for brains! (no disrespect)

put the poo in his shoe. then he won't see it and he'll put his shoe on and cover his foot with dog poo!

Don't put it out with your boot!

Im just glad a sweet guitar is coming back to me instead of going off to some craigslist yahoo.

aen wrote:Im just glad a sweet guitar is coming back to me instead of going off to some craigslist yahoo.

If you ever go nutso crazy and split the body/neck up... I want dibs on the neck.

Louise promised the boy we would only sell it back to him. FAM'LY.