Show me your "sponge worthy" guitars!
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:48 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:23 am
wait this means you're going to have sex with them?
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:49 pm
idgi
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:32 pm
I'm married.brainfur wrote:wait this means you're going to have sex with them?
Yada,yada...guitars that meet your highest standards.theshadowofseattle wrote:idgi
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:08 pm
No it specifically means guitars that you are willing to have sex with, using a discontinued method of birth control.
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:27 pm
As I read this I started thinking about Aug jokes. Things that Aug might use as birth control that are discontinued, like his face or poor customer service skills, and now I can't think of anything to actually make a neat, concise joke with because I can't my mind away from the birth control method being the presence of DodgeDartDave.brainfur wrote:...using a discontinued method of birth control.
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:19 pm
Aug kidnaps them, murders them and DDDave turns them into an attractive tooled belt, wallet or posing pouch.James wrote:As I read this I started thinking about Aug jokes. Things that Aug might use as birth control that are discontinued, like his face or poor customer service skills, and now I can't think of anything to actually make a neat, concise joke with because I can't my mind away from the birth control method being the presence of DodgeDartDave.brainfur wrote:...using a discontinued method of birth control.
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:35 pm
theshadowofseattle wrote:idgi
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:55 pm
Yes that is it exactly. Where do I put the sponge? Should I loosen the strings first?brainfur wrote:No it specifically means guitars that you are willing to have sex with, using a discontinued method of birth control.
Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:25 pm
I want you to fuck the trem cavity on that sexy lil strat. Watch out for the claw!