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Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:44 pm**

Well, one way.

Hagstrom

"Once owned by brad delp of rock band boston and beatle juice , outside varnish is cracking. plays good, needs full body restoration. celluoid is cracked. however being auctioned off as a piece of history. brad delp commited suicide"

Another
Leon McAuliffe's ca 1935 Supertone lap steel Bob Wills & The Texas PLAYBOYS

Yet another
Fender STRATOCASTER 1959 or 1964

Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:50 pm**

there's no Bob Wills in the Leon one, just a stupid hottie and a bunch of crap albums strewn about. If you keep the inappropriate hottie at least use some Bob Wills paraphernalia, or dress her up as a cowgirl or something. And those emo eyes, you want a homespun gal that sparkles.
I like the Strat in a box, makes it look affordable.
The suicide reference in the first one, though in questionable taste at least pays tribute to the dead artist marketing concept.

Posted: **Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:17 am**

It's like if Nicole Richie just kept huffing stuff out of fluorescent light bulbs all this time, instead of giving it up last January.

Posted: **Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:18 am**

Are those actually supposed to be appealing? What's with the prostitute?

Posted: **Wed May 01, 2013 7:14 pm**

Fine Swine wrote:Are those actually supposed to be appealing? What's with the prostitute?

She needs to sell the lapsteel so she can buy more black tar.

Posted: **Wed May 01, 2013 9:28 pm**

Not happening. Does it come with penicillin?

ShortScale.org

Way to sell it, bro

Way to sell it, bro