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What's with the graphics on the Seven Sisters series of pedals by Red Witch?

Why do all the women look miserable and lonely?

Or are they supposed to look mysterious and unobtainable?



Btw, I think the Eve (the light blue tremolo pedal) is the cutest of the seven sisters.

Yes, I am a very sad man. :p

Ruby looks more Jessica Rabbit to me. Which is good.

I've heard good things about these pedals. Haven't tried one yet though, aren't they fitted with rechargeable batteries?

gusman2x wrote:Ruby looks more Jessica Rabbit to me. Which is good.

she's not quite as tarty as her sister Scarlet.

Eve is the cutest with her pixie haircut. I wouldn't mind plugging in to her input jack.

Ah man I'm really glad the internet is turned on today.

timhulio wrote:Ah man I'm really glad the internet is turned on today.

lol

@ Freddy V-C - Are they your sisters? Where are the other four?

:p

I've seen the future.

It's a man ogling a picture of a womans face on the internet. Forever.

Sometimes when I'm tuning up I see my tuner pedal saying 'A' on the display, I imagine it's a sexy lady moaning in pleasure and blow one off in my pants. I've never been with a real woman but I think this is the closest approximation I have found.

I also can't buy pedals with two knobs because I imagine they're nipples and get over excited.

Ro S wrote:What's with the graphics on the Seven Sisters series of pedals by Red Witch?

Because the target demographic is pasty white guys who are (1) into boobs (2) want to spend $100 or more on a little pedal because it has boobs on it (3) have a high tolerance for cheesy misogyny.

mastermorya wrote: Because the target demographic is pasty white guys who are (1) into boobs (2) want to spend $100 or more on a little pedal because it has boobs on it (3) have a high tolerance for cheesy misogyny.

I'm pasty and like boobs, but have a low tolerance for misogyny. For $100 one doesn't see enough boobage in my book. Anyway, they're Australian.