Moderne of Dumb

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Post by DGNR8 »

This new Zack Wylldzljde guitar looks like a vintage swimsuit.
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Post by robert(original) »

oh no.....
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Post by Freddy V-C »

I actually think that looks cool as fuck.
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Post by BillClay »

That's the only moderne I've ever liked.
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me too^
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Post by paul_ »

lol @ switch
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Post by Dave »

It would have looked better with the Target stripes, with the bulls eye up on the top horn and spreading across the guitar. That line work just makes it look weird and cramped and kind bleeeeeeuugghhh
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Post by jcyphe »

UGHHH

That's about the only Moderne I've seen that I don't like.
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Post by cur »

jcyphe wrote:UGHHH

That's about the only Moderne I've seen that I don't like.

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Post by Ankhanu »

I'm a little torn on it. I like it, but, something about the line choice doesn't sit right... but not THAT wrong, neither :P
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Post by Bacchus »

It looks like spare lumps of Randy Rhoads' pinstripe v.
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Post by paul_ »

It's like he raided Randy and Dimebag's houses while drunk/crying.
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paul_ wrote:It's like he raided Randy and Dimebag's houses while drunk/crying.
ahahahahaha
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Post by BobArsecake »

It's a V for the older gentleman, you can actually sit to play it. These rock stars be agein'.
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Post by Concretebadger »

So instead of hitting the toggle with your strumming hand while playing, you knock it with your elbow. Bravo Gibson. :roll:

The weird shape I can understand for the seated playin thing, but the stripes look 'off' and that toggle position is idiotic. Imagine the hassle they'd have to go to to fit the switch and jack right up there. I don't get it.
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Post by timhulio »

Don't actually dislike it that much. Not sure about the bright white blocks and binding with the vintagey stripes.
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Post by Fakir Mustache »

I'm not really sure I understand that picture. It looks like the scratchplate is placed wrong and goes off the top of the guitar.
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Post by Nick »

I like the stripes. Wtf on the switch placement, ew on the floyd rose and as tim mentioned the bright white makes it look like they didn't think about the aesthetic as a whole when binding it.
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Post by ekwatts »

Like it. It's weird and stupid enough that I think it's pretty cool.
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