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In need of guitar/pedal advice

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:37 pm
by aen
So, I need some advice. or at least a what you would do type answer. I'm probably goign to be awarded my "quit smoking bonus" of about $700 out of my upcoming tax return, and I'm having quite the time coming up with what to do with it.

1. I reeeeeeeeallly want a EHX HOG, i think thats the pedal that makes the osunds I always wanted to hear.

2. My local shop manager offered me a CIJ Jag at a pretty fucking good price, then I wouldn't have to take my 69 jag to nasty places, if i so chose.

3. There's a rosewood tele at the store too, which I'd like a lot, I think the truss rod is fucked in my flower telecaster...

4. They also have the goddamn mustang!


I'm already at the point of extra guitars, so I definetly dont "need" another one, but something about the "last of the Japanese jags" and "crazy brown telecaster" really tugs at my heartstrings...


WW Y D?

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:48 pm
by Aug
you already have guitars...get the pedal.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:55 pm
by James
How far ae you from vegas? Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, could you manage to keep "vegas hooker" stories on the quiet? Can you play poker?

Basically my plan with $700 would, get the cheapest return ticket to vegas you can, spend $200 playing poker and the rest on nice looking ladies.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:12 pm
by Billy3000
I voted mustang because you already have a sweet-ass jag.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:16 pm
by Hurb
dont listen to these guys there clearly all gay.




Hog

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:20 pm
by Jesse
Give it to me. I'm amazing.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:29 pm
by aen
If i plug a jazzmaster in your ass will you make ethereal textures and octave jumps?

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:31 pm
by Jesse
Shove anything in my ass, and I'll make a wide range of sounds.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:59 pm
by Aug
Jesse wrote:Shove anything in my ass, and I'll make a wide range of sounds.
:shock: Jesse! I'm shocked...

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:02 pm
by Jesse
What? You saying that you'd just stand there and take it silently if you got something shoved up your ass, Aug? :lol:

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:06 pm
by Aug
I try to avoid foreign objects entering my anus. And yes, if someone were to violate my anus, I'd be making all kinds of racket.

Let's pray that never happens.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:10 pm
by Mo Law-ka
ROSEWOOD TELE FTW!!!

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:04 pm
by matte30is
buy an marshall jcm 800.

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:18 pm
by BYOB Kenobi
matte30is wrote:buy an marshall jcm 800.
best answer!

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:47 pm
by Doog
Get your iffy Twin fixed and bask in it's clean loudness.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:15 am
by aen
Oh, we pretty much sorted that out. I'm just not allowed to have the kind of clean bass response I want, because the speakers wimp out. EV 400 watt speakers are in the plan, but thats with "non-smoking extra monthly monies" ratehr than "Non smoking bonus FTW"

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:54 am
by ludger
I second the rosewood tele. I have one and am very happy with it.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:34 am
by Mike
Doog wrote:Get your iffy Twin fixed and bask in it's clean loudness.
Totally.

Or get the HOG - you're an FX head - follow your heart.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:45 am
by theshadowofseattle
Fuck all them other niggas
The shit they talk be straight up smelly
You only got two options
Buy the Tele
or I'll piss on your sister like R. Kelly

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:41 pm
by More Cowbell
HOG!

you already have a tele, and a jaguar.