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Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 1:44 am
by Concretebadger
If cars painted red go faster, does that mean that you can play a red guitar faster than one of another colour?

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 1:56 am
by gaybear
yes

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 7:33 am
by ultratwin
Concretebadger wrote:If cars painted red go faster, does that mean that you can play a red guitar faster than one of another colour?
Follow the logic.

Red cars go faster. Red guitar plays faster. Rednecks Thin necks finished in matte red are the fastest of all. If YOU want to play faster, that will likely require red body paint, a la Hellboy.

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 12:58 pm
by paul_
Concretebadger wrote:If cars painted red go faster, does that mean that you can play a red guitar faster than one of another colour?
No because it's a guitar. Quit talkin crazy.

If it's sunburst though, totally.

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:33 pm
by dezb1
Fran wrote:Funnily enough, out of six Jaguars the two sunburst ones i owned did sound the best O.o
See... witness the truth people

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:48 pm
by Nick
I got to the point where I started buying guitars because of how much I liked they way they play, sound, and feel instead of the way they look. Oddly enough 3 out of my 4 main electrics ended up being Sunburst.

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:55 pm
by mkt3000
ultratwin wrote:
Concretebadger wrote:If cars painted red go faster, does that mean that you can play a red guitar faster than one of another colour?
Follow the logic.

Red cars go faster. Red guitar plays faster. Rednecks Thin necks finished in matte red are the fastest of all. If YOU want to play faster, that will likely require red body paint, a la Hellboy.
You also have to paint your hands red. #logic

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 3:11 am
by DGNR8
I am going to sunburst my minivan now

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 5:27 am
by Pacafeliz
i'm gonna get myself a sunburn... maybe i'll sing better, then!