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Repairing/restoring a burnt fretboard
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:57 pm
by Fran
Does anyone have any ideas?
There are scorch marks all over the birds eye maple fretboard on the Cort guitar, i was shredding out some malmsteen licks last night and i should have stopped when i saw smoke but i did'nt.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:10 pm
by mickie08
Play some Bon Jovi and all the tears of joy from a unicorn crying against the backdrop of the music will cure the guitar and create world peace.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:14 pm
by Sloan
TEARS OF A UNICORN + POWER OF BEER????
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:20 pm
by mickie08
Sloan wrote:TEARS OF A UNICORN + POWER OF BEER????
Leads to sex with a unicorn.
BEERGOGGLES
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:01 pm
by More Cowbell
You have to keep playing after your fingers catch on fire...this is how "scalloping" occurs. Ask Malmestienz.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:02 pm
by mickie08
More Cowbell wrote:You have to keep playing after your fingers catch on fire...this is how "scalloping" occurs. Ask Malmestienz.
I thought scalloping was from the wank lead guitar player rubbing his dick between the frets all the time? Now I am confused.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:25 pm
by More Cowbell
mickie08 wrote:More Cowbell wrote:You have to keep playing after your fingers catch on fire...this is how "scalloping" occurs. Ask Malmestienz.
I thought scalloping was from the wank lead guitar player rubbing his dick between the frets all the time? Now I am confused.
Only those who cannot shredz, fake it by rubbing their dick on the fretboard.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:33 pm
by Fran
Lolz. Apparently, scalloping a neck is not new to stringed instruments. It was around in medieval times but unfortunately, as usual, it is frowned upon because of its association with a handfull of metal guitarists.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:54 am
by Mike
Pssh you're such a victim about your Metal associations, Fran.