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fuck it im done

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:50 pm
by robroe
paying stupid prices for guitars.


this could be because right now i own everything i have ever wanted except one guitar.

and fuck paying more than 300 dollars for it.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:07 pm
by Fran
And this one guitar is?

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:09 pm
by robroe
Image

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:22 pm
by Fran
Nice.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:02 pm
by hotrodperlmutter
EXCALIBURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:24 am
by FuttBucket
The colour combo is orgasmic..

I've always like surf green or sonic blue with tortoise.

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:42 am
by taylornutt
robroe wrote:Image
I have seen this particular jagmaster several times on ebay and it is the sexist vista jagmaster hands down.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:55 am
by stewart
taylornutt wrote:the sexist vista jagmaster
Image

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:58 am
by benecol
Mine, until I listened to some fools who recommended I change the pickguard to mint...

Image

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:59 am
by stewart
them fools were right, AVRI tort is rotten.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:17 am
by ultratwin
stewart wrote:them fools were right, AVRI tort is rotten.
BLOOD CHOCOLATE MINT CHIP ICE CREAM MESS.

I'm quite partial on this one and agree with Stewart. Despite notable exceptions, when tort comes out like poo, Fender pastels are slick no-brainer packages with mint guards.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:44 am
by Mike
+1

Stupid Tim

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:12 am
by benecol
Warning team: tort snobs operating in this area.

Offset is that way, fellas ----->

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:44 am
by Mike
It's not snobbish to recognise the ugly, Tim.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:00 am
by ultratwin
There's always been zero tort in the Ultrahousehold. :P

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:05 am
by benecol
Well I liked it. And every time I pick up my Jazzmaster, I look at it and think "really?".

It's like when my wife tells me to stop wearing certain clothes that I think make me look hotttt.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:51 am
by James
That Squier tort is quite a lot nicer than the AVRI.

There was a tort comparison on Offset a little while back and with it talk of tort where it's computer generated and you can see the pixels (they been shooped!). It still looks good and it takes very close examination to be able to tell. I'm not sure why companies put out the dodgy looking stuff when that is available.

They were aiming to find something as close to the vintage looking stuff as they could. Generally I think that a lot of that is out of nostalgia's sake, but in this case I agree with them. The stuff Fender used in the 60s is beautiful. The closest was one of the ones WD Music make. The thread isn't too difficult to find on Offset if anyone is interested.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:24 pm
by Boab
I've always thought the Tort on my White Vista Jag looked as good as just about any I've seen. It is, unsurprisingly, very similar to that on this stunning blue one in the topic. I had at first wanted a blue Vista, but then got the chance to buy a white for about £150 shipped from Germany; so I had to take it. This was like 3/4 years ago mind you.

Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:10 pm
by dots
stewart wrote:them fools were right, AVRI tort is rotten.
couldn't agree less.

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Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:14 pm
by benecol
I should also point out: I tweaked that photo in Photoshop to make the surf green look more like it does in the flesh, and this hasn't been kind to the tort.